Fubflamcan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, irritating butterfly.

Fubflamcan created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubflamcan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubflamcan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fubflamcan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fubflamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Fubflamcan loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.