Fen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic hyena.

Fen created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fen, it will be very unhappy.

Fen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fen.