Ragjatjam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable dove.

Ragjatjam created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjatjam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragjatjam, it will turn you into a duck.

Ragjatjam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ragjatjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near capybaras.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.