Fombogarm is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish goblin.

Fombogarm created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fombogarm, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fombogarm, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fombogarm's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fombogarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Fombogarm on top of important buildings.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never sit in the presence of geese.

5. Never wear pink rings.