Laddubhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring rat.

Laddubhiv created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laddubhiv, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Laddubhiv, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Laddubhiv's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Laddubhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never go into violet rooms.