Cibrenlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring hippopotamus.

Cibrenlog created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cibrenlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibrenlog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cibrenlog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cibrenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.