Pangnurtdissdan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable cow.

Pangnurtdissdan created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangnurtdissdan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangnurtdissdan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pangnurtdissdan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pangnurtdissdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never run in holy places.