Tanshavrut Tansakdot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust finch.

Tanshavrut Tansakdot created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanshavrut Tansakdot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tanshavrut Tansakdot, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tanshavrut Tansakdot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tanshavrut Tansakdot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanshavrut Tansakdot.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. You must love Tanshavrut Tansakdot.