Narxembun Tafyiksidwod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, grumpy coyote.

Narxembun Tafyiksidwod created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narxembun Tafyiksidwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narxembun Tafyiksidwod, he will laugh at you.

Narxembun Tafyiksidwod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Narxembun Tafyiksidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Narxembun Tafyiksidwod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.