Maphugbom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair centaur.

Maphugbom created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Maphugbom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Maphugbom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Maphugbom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Maphugbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near shrews.

2. Never wear pink skirts.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.