Futpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent wyrm.

Futpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Futpid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futpid, he will turn you into a dog.

Futpid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Futpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near bats.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not bounce in public.