Citdavdog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate grasshopper.

Citdavdog created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citdavdog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citdavdog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Citdavdog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Citdavdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Citdavdog.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.