Nurlratnel is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient bear.

Nurlratnel created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlratnel, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlratnel, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nurlratnel's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nurlratnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always look after injured dogs.