Flamgumdot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive penguin.

Flamgumdot created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Flamgumdot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flamgumdot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flamgumdot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Flamgumdot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Flamgumdot loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flamgumdot.