Fub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent bat.

Fub created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fub, she will not invite you to parties.

Fub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about gravity.