Dimquimnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating hyena.

Dimquimnil created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Dimquimnil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimquimnil, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dimquimnil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dimquimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about moons.