Monpadjad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish ferret.

Monpadjad created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Monpadjad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monpadjad, it will be very unhappy.

Monpadjad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Monpadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Always obey Monpadjad's priests.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monpadjad.

5. Never feed carrots to goats while wearing red corsets.