Cudfedlid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome fly.

Cudfedlid created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfedlid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudfedlid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cudfedlid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cudfedlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never paint your hands red.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.