Binvinmif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful guinea pig.

Binvinmif created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Binvinmif, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binvinmif, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Binvinmif's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Binvinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binvinmif.