Gebflanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate shark.

Gebflanhit created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebflanhit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebflanhit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gebflanhit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gebflanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.