Konhognur is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless snake.

Konhognur created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konhognur, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Konhognur, it will turn you into a hamster.

Konhognur's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Konhognur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Konhognur loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the north.