Limpannill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane hippopotamus.

Limpannill created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limpannill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limpannill, he will turn you into a snail.

Limpannill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Limpannill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Limpannill's name in vain.

5. Always obey Limpannill's priests.