Logbopdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring narwhal.

Logbopdiss created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbopdiss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Logbopdiss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Logbopdiss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Logbopdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Worship no other gods but Logbopdiss.