Kembumbab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving goose.

Kembumbab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kembumbab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kembumbab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kembumbab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kembumbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. You must pray to Kembumbab seven times a day.

3. Always obey Kembumbab's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.