Jadlidmut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise porpoise.

Jadlidmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadlidmut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadlidmut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jadlidmut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jadlidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.