Him is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous raven.

Him created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Him, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Him, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Him's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shirts.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.