Dussdapyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered snail.

Dussdapyok created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussdapyok, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussdapyok, he will turn you into a slug.

Dussdapyok's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dussdapyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.