Rotsterlist is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud clam.

Rotsterlist created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotsterlist, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotsterlist, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rotsterlist's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rotsterlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rotsterlist on top of all buildings.

5. Never sing in holy places.