Ditqueegnilgad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing horse.

Ditqueegnilgad created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditqueegnilgad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ditqueegnilgad, she will come to you in dreams.

Ditqueegnilgad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ditqueegnilgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ditqueegnilgad.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not eat grapes.