Kimsan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented goblin.

Kimsan created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Kimsan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimsan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kimsan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kimsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Kimsan loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.