Libfenstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent fairy.

Libfenstrag created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Libfenstrag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libfenstrag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Libfenstrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Libfenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Libfenstrag must be the most important thing in your life.