Fonflygom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome parrot.

Fonflygom created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Fonflygom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonflygom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fonflygom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fonflygom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonflygom.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.