Mipfatbun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish dingo.

Mipfatbun created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfatbun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipfatbun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipfatbun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mipfatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipfatbun's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Always wear violet.