Kabcatdamdid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent lizard.

Kabcatdamdid created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabcatdamdid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kabcatdamdid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kabcatdamdid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kabcatdamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at planets.