Satdosspib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty octopus.

Satdosspib created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satdosspib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Satdosspib, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Satdosspib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Satdosspib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not take Satdosspib's name in vain.