Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain ferret.

Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Buskikrut Targsaklopwipdincedbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.