Nilljabmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable dragon.

Nilljabmon created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Nilljabmon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nilljabmon, he will ignore you.

Nilljabmon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nilljabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Nilljabmon first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never look in ponds.