Hogbemdin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable weasel.

Hogbemdin created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbemdin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hogbemdin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hogbemdin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hogbemdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about stars.