Dapflapged is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent chinchilla.

Dapflapged created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapflapged, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapflapged, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dapflapged's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dapflapged's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of sheep.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dapflapged on top of all buildings.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.