Dinyokvin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent shark.

Dinyokvin created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Dinyokvin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dinyokvin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dinyokvin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dinyokvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never sing in the presence of ants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.