Bidcepnab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent octopus.

Bidcepnab created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcepnab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bidcepnab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bidcepnab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bidcepnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if six birds approach from the west.

4. Put Bidcepnab first in all things.

5. Bidcepnab loves otters, so they must be honoured.