Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy penguin.

Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ziglarpbon Dobmobhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.