Hadwattof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless lizard.

Hadwattof created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadwattof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadwattof, she will cry a lot.

Hadwattof's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hadwattof's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadwattof.

5. Always wear indigo.