Wottitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered wasp.

Wottitlen created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wottitlen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wottitlen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wottitlen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wottitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.