Ruttdabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful ferret.

Ruttdabbot created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdabbot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttdabbot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ruttdabbot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ruttdabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttdabbot loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.