Hudhatpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty pigeon.

Hudhatpog created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudhatpog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudhatpog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hudhatpog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hudhatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.