Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent centaur.

Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zagdavnad Gidragvabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your arms purple.