Mutpagbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever mouse.

Mutpagbog created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutpagbog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutpagbog, it will be very sad.

Mutpagbog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Mutpagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never bounce near badgers.

5. You must pray to Mutpagbog seven times a day.