Fuddisscisshom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing troll.

Fuddisscisshom created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fuddisscisshom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fuddisscisshom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fuddisscisshom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fuddisscisshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.