Tigfabbit Jarndossfas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody lobster.

Tigfabbit Jarndossfas created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigfabbit Jarndossfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tigfabbit Jarndossfas, it will send you a sign.

Tigfabbit Jarndossfas' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tigfabbit Jarndossfas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three mice approach from the west.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigfabbit Jarndossfas.

5. Do not make images of living things.